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Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos

lalna:

shewillpunchyouintheface:

fluffmugger:

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base


Win. Win. Win. Win.

5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

*gasp* THAT POKEMON EPISODE WITH THE PINKAN BERRIES IS CLOSE TO REAL LIFE
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